The following totals are from my recent road trip across the States:

Miles: 7,858.o miles
Days: 21 days
Coasts reached: 2
States stopped in: 26
Number of Cracker Barrels seen: 79
Number of Subaru Outbacks seen: 628 (225 pre-Colorado, 349 in Colorado alone, 54 post-Colorado)
Number of times we listened to Stuck Like Glue, F**k You, and California Girls: Too many to count