Last month a homosexual couple in Blantyre was arrested after their public engagement. The event has sparked numerous newspaper articles throughout the country. The above article is an opinion from the Malawi News (click to enlarge and read). Some real gems include:

“Gayism is normal among Satanists, according to self-confessed former Satanists.”

“They also allege that semen that is exchanged between the couple is used in the demonic world to manufacture a number of products some of which find their way onto earthly shop shelves – things that most of us have used or eaten unknowingly. This is the reason that people must always pray before eating food or using any product as prayer exorcise any demons connected to anything, the former Satanists advise.”

The conclusion: Please watch out for homosexual semen the next time you buy products from earthly shop shelves.