A few months back, my friend Brendan posted on how to get laid in Ethiopia. My post simply adds to the information he gathered, in hopes that we will eventually compile a book entitled “How to get laid in Africa.” Brendan is currently unaware of my plans.

Chapter 2: How to get laid in Kenya

1) Go to the coast.

2) Become German or Italian.

3) Become old.

4) Wear standard European clothing.

5) Do nothing. Young Kenyans will simply flock to you. They will also demand payment in return.

…oh the wonders of sex tourism.

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